- First Principle for Patients:
Just because your doctor has a name for your condition... - First Rule of Acting: Whatever happens,
look as if it was intended... - First Rule of Intelligent Tinkering:
Save all the parts... - First Rule of Negative Anticipation:
You will save yourself a lot of needless worry if... - First Rule of Superior Inferiority:
Don't let your superiors know you're better than they... - Fish's First Law of Animal Behavior:
The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely... - Fish's Second Law of Animal Behavior:
The probability that a household pet making a fuss... - Fiske's Teenage Corollary to Parkinson's Law:
The stomach expands to accommodate the amount of junk... - Flugg's Law:
When you need to knock on wood is when you realize... - Flugg's Rule:
The slowest checker is always at the quick-check-out...
