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household pet making a fuss to go in or out is directly

proportional to the number and importance of your dinner guests,

- 1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely
nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.

2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss to go in or out is directly proportional to the number and importance of your dinner guests.... - Fish's First Law of Animal Behavior: The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
- The probability of your getting lost is directly proportional to the
number of times you are told, "you can't miss it.

-- Law of Directio... - The probability of a disk crash is directly proportional to the age of your last backup. -- Yoshi
- The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
- The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the
stupidity of your action.

The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh................. - The probability of failure is directly proportional to the anxiety of the programmer.
- The number of people watching you is directly proportional to
the stupidity of your action.

-- A. Kindsvate... - The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.