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• 1. The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
  2. The probability that a household pet will raise a fuss to go in or out is directly proportional to the number and importance of your dinner guests....
• Fish's First Law of Animal Behavior: The probability of a cat eating its dinner has absolutely nothing to do with the price of the food placed before it.
• The probability of your getting lost is directly proportional to the number of times you are told, "you can't miss it.
  -- Law of Directio...
• The probability of a disk crash is directly proportional to the age of your last backup. -- Yoshi
• The probability of someone watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
• The probability of someone watching you is proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  The chance of forgetting something is directly proportional to.....to........uh.................
• The probability of failure is directly proportional to the anxiety of the programmer.
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.
  -- A. Kindsvate...
• The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.