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  Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got a deal for you....
• You Might be a Microsoft Employee If... 1. Every night you dream of torturing Linus Torvalds 2.
  Every morning you say, "I pledge allegiance to the logo of the United Corporation of Microsoft....
• Bill Gates, have 'em write _real_ code...
• What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian? 1. None of his jokes would be funny.
  2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows 98 would be inserted throughout his performance....
• I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan. IMHO.
• Q: What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common?
  A: Their ratings climb whenever they do something unethical....
• Have you heard the one about the rabbi, the goat and Bill Gates?
• Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#1) Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
  Question 1: What is your opinion of the Microsoft antitrust trial?...
• Our business model works even if all internet software is free.
  How does Netscape's business model look? -- not so good....