I once heard Bill Gates say, "WHAT?!?! Netscape caused an invalid page
fault!?! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!"
fault!?! Only Microsoft programs have the code to do that!"
Related:
- Bill Gates is surfing the Internet, collecting the URLs of anti-Micrsoft
websites to send to the legal department for possible libel lawsuits.
Suddenly the devil appears, and says, "Bill, I've got... - You Might be a Microsoft Employee If...
1. Every night you dream of torturing Linus Torvalds
2.
Every morning you say, "I pledge allegiance to the... - Bill Gates,
have 'em write _real_ code..... - What If Bill Gates Was a Stand-Up Comedian?
1. None of his jokes would be funny.
2. Subliminal message hyping Microsoft and Windows... - I hate Microsoft. Bill Gates is the Great Satan.
IMHO... - Q: What do Bill Gates and Bill Clinton have in common?
A: Their ratings climb whenever they do something unethical... - Have you heard the one about the rabbi,
the goat and Bill Gates... - Microsoft Mandatory Survey (#1)
Customers who want to upgrade to Windows 98 Second Edition must now fill
out a Microsoft survey online before they can order the bugfix/upgrade.
Question 1: What is your opinion of the Microsoft antitrust... - Our business model works even if all internet software is free.
How does Netscape's business model look? -- not so...
