No, I Do Not Know What The Schadenfreude Is. Please Tell Me, Because I'm Dying To Know.

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  No, I do not know what shaden-frawde is. [sarcasm] Please tell me, because I'm dying to know....
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  ..sign an autograph? Hey, would you sign a....
• I don't care if Ned Flanders is the nicest guy in the world.
  He's a jerk -- end of story. -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Chuck: Good afternoon, sir. I'm Chuck Ellis, from the Springfield Collection Agency, and I'm here to ask you why you don't think you need to pay your bills.
  Homer: Oh, I know I need to pay them, but there's just so many!...
• Yes! Oh, yes! Read it and weep! In your face -- I got more chicken bone!
  -- Homer Simpson When Flanders Failed...
• Flanders: Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what the hey, you know .
  .. kinda reminds me of my good ole fraternity days....
• I do not care what others think of me because I know that they don't think of me at all.
  -- Dan Goodma...
• Burns: Damned infernal gizmo. My kingdom for a left-handed can opener!
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• Director: Your brother could be anywhere. Even ..
  . Detroit. Homer: I know he could be <anywhere>, that's why I want you to narrow it down!...