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• You get more than you give when you give more than you get.
  If you don't want any, than don't give any, and you will get even less back....
• Homer: [nervously] Well, Bart, did you make sure to return all the guns?
  Bart: Sir! Yes, Sir! Luckily, I am now trained in six additional forms of unarmed combat, sir!...
• Quiet, you kids! If I hear one more word, Bart doesn't get to watch cartoons and Lisa doesn't get to go to college.
  -- Homer Simpson Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?...
• Homer: There's plenty of money out there for a guy who's willing to work for it!
  Do you have any jewelry you don't need any more? Marge...
• Sometimes monsters are more likely to fight each other than attack you.
• Always coming back for more...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• You cannot give away kindness, it always comes back to you.
• Lisa: I can't believe it, Bart. I'd always thought Jessica was so sweet!
  Bart: She's like a Milk Dud, Lis: sweet on the outside, poison on the inside....