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• Bart: Here's your stupid homework. Lisa: Ooh. Phonics, functions, vocabulary, .
  .. remedial reading? Oh, do your own homework, Bart!...
• Homer: We're proud of you, boy! Bart: Thanks Dad. But part of this D minus belongs to God.
  .. -- Posting Bart's test on the refrigerator, "Bart Gets an F...
• The memory of a million drop stitches flows in your veins.
  -- Marge telling Lisa she is genetically programmed to know how to sew....
• Lisa, you wasted chicken pox. Don't waste the mumps!
  -- Bart telling Lisa how to enjoy being ill, "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Marge: Oh, Homer, there seems to be a lot of good obedience schools here.
  Bart: Oh, school, right, yeah, that's your answer to everything....
• Yello? ... Hi, Lisa, what's wrong? ... The mumps?
  Ooh, the kissing disease....
• Homer: Well, boy, you won. So I'm going to live up to my side of the agreeme
  here's your turtle, alive and well. Bart: [taking it] Aw, thanks, Dad....
• Homer: Maaarge, the dog is hungry. Marge: Well, then, feed him.
  Homer: Yeees, Master. -- Do I have to do everything around here? "Bart's Dog Gets an F...
• Lisa: I'm sure Mom agrees with me. Marge: Mmm. No, I'm afraid I agree with your father.
  Homer: You do? [taunting and dancing] Ha ha ha ha ha....