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• Homer: [reading his fortune] "You will find happiness with a new love.
  [out loud] Aw, even the Chinese are against me....
• Foul temptress. I'll bet she thinks Ziggy's gotten too preachy, too!
  -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
• Mindy: [sighs] What a perfect evening. It sure was nice of them to make us cheeseburgers.
  Homer: Uh, yeah. -- At a Chinese restaurant, "The Last Temptation of Home...
• Uh, so. Let's have a conversation. Uh, I think we'll find that we have very little in common.
  -- Homer Simpson The Last Temptation of Home...
• Homer: Hello, hotline? I'm very tempted by another woman.
  Ned: Homer Simpson? That's a dilly of a pickle....
• Homer: You know, I was a little worried about coming to this convention with you.
  But I think as long as we're not alone together -- Ma...
• Yep...another day, another box of stolen pens.
  -- Homer leaves work for the day, "The Last Temptation of Home...
• Smithers: Simpson, Simmons: you two have been chosen to represent us at the national energy convention.
  Congratulations! You'll be spending two nights together in glamorous Capital City....
• Mindy: Homer...you don't have to do anything you don't want to.
  Homer: Well, maybe I want to...but then I think about Marge and the kids....