I'm Tired Of Being A Wanna-be League Bowler, I Wanna Be A League Bowler!
I'm tired of being a wanna-be league bowler, I wanna be a league bowler!
-- Homer Simpson
Moe: Man! You go through life, you try to be nice to people, you struggle to resist the urge to punch in the face, and for what?
For some pimply little _puke_ to treat like dirt unless you're on a _team_....
Homer serves drinks to bowlers] Homer: [voice-over] I was in heaven.
If horseracing is the sport of kings, then surely bowling is a....
Kid: Sorry, it's league night. I couldn't give a lane to my own mother.
Doris: [walking by] I have no son. [walks off] -- Even if she disowns me, "Team Home...
Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....
Homer walks dejected through the empty alley] Home
[voice-over] My marketing plan attracted a record number of police and fire officials....
I don't wanna work, I wanna bang on the drum all day.
All i wanna do, I wanna zoom zoom zoom...
I no wanna work, I wanna bang on keyboard all day...
I wanna have Vincent's kittens.