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• Bart wields an acetylene torch, his safety goggles neatly perched atop his head (not over his eyes).
  ] Homer: Bart! You can't weld with such a little flame....
• Lisa: Bleeding Gums Murphy! BG: Little Lisa. It's good to see you again.
  Lisa: It's been a long time... [flashback to 7G06, BG playing on the bridge] BG...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Dr.J: The child is not supposed to know his own IQ, of course, but as you can see, it's beyond the range of any doubt.
  [hands Homer a slip of paper] Homer: Nine hundred and twelve!...
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Hank: Would you mind hanging my coat up on the wall, please?
  Homer: Mm-hmm. [taking his coat] Hmm, uh, let's see....
• Bart: By the way, your martinis suck! Kid: Oh yeah?
  What are you going to do? Start your own casino in your treehouse and get all your little friends to come?...
• Bart: Don't worry, Mom. I can use my...[looks confused] "Shinning".
  .. to call Willy. [concentrates] [Willy watches TV in a little house] Ke...
• Homer: [reading] Cosby's First Law of Inter-generational Perversity
  No matter what you tell your child to do, he will always do the opposite....