Burns: Well, Simpson, I Must Say, Once You're Been Through Something Like That With A Person, You Never Want To See That Person Again.
Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you're been through something
like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo.
Burns: Well, Simpson, I must say, once you've been through something like that with a person, you never want to see that person again.
Homer: You said it, you weirdo!...
Homer: Wow, you sure know how to cheat, Mr. Burns. Bu
Yes, well, I'm older than you. Burns: You know, Simpson, you're not as objectionable as you seemed when we first met....
Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
Homer: Oh, these sure are comfortable chairs. Bu
Oh, yes, sitting. The great leveler. From the mightiest Pharaoh to the lowliest peasant, who doesn't enjoy a good sit?...
Man: I'm sorry, Mr. Burns, but I must object. This Simpson is not qualified!
[There are nods of agreement] Burns: I see....
Homer: I think I won, Mr. Burns. Burns: Yes. [hauntingly] You won, all right.
You won more than you bargained for. Homer: Woo-hoo! -- "Mountain of Madne...
Burns: Tell me, Simpson. If an opportunity arose for taking a small shortcut, you wouldn't be adverse to taking it, would you?
Homer: Uhh, not as such. Burns: Neither would I. I've always felt that there's far too much hysteria these days about so-called cheating....
If you want something done, ask a busy person.
Bart: Mr. Burns, I don't want to seem ungrateful, but I want to go home to my family.
Burns: [sighs] I was hoping I wouldn't have to tell you this, but....