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• Mmmmmmmm, Gummy-Beer.
• Jeez. No beer ... no opera dogs ... -- Homer Simpson Bart the Geniu
• Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with fake IDs.
  -- Homer Simpson The Springfield File...
• Women are like a beer. They look good, they taste good, and as soon as you've had one, you want another.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• I've figured out an alternative to giving up my beer.
  Basically, we become a family of traveling acrobats. -- Homer Simpson Dog of Death...
• Oh, there's only one can of beer left, and it's Bart's.
  -- Homer finds a `Property of Bart Simpson' sticker on a can of Duff, "Radio Ba...
• Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Homer: Bye Kids!
  On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. -- Homer J....
• Marge: Homer! Did you tell the mafia they could eliminate my competitors with savage beatings and attempted murder?
  Homer: [swallowing beer] In those words? ... Yes. -- "The Twisted World of Marge Simpso...
• Oh, Lisa, you and your stories. `Bart is a vampire.
  ' `Beer kills brain cells.' Now, let's go back to that ....