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• Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer? Home
  Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddies and kids with fake IDs....
• Homer: Marge, could you get me another beer, please.
  Marge: Just a second, Homer. Lisa has some good news....
• Homer: All right brain, you don't like me, and I don't like you.
  But let's just get me through this, and I can get back to killing you with beer....
• Homer: Hey, kids, how was school? Lisa: I learned how many grams in a pennyweight.
  Bart: I got expelled. Homer: That's my boy! [sips his Duff] Mmm....
• Bart & Lisa: Bye Mom! Bye Dad! Homer: Bye Kids!
  On your way back, pick up a six-pack of beer. -- Homer J....
• Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with fake IDs.
  -- Homer Simpson The Springfield File...
• Homer: So... how about those rainbow suspenders, huh?
  Bart: Dad...? Homer: Pretty cool way to keep your pants up, eh?...
• Okay, brain. You don't like me, and I don't like you, but let's get through this thing and then I can continue killing you with beer.
  -- Homer Simpso...
• Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
  Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here, Bart, you can hold my beer....