Mulder: All right, Homer. We want you to re-create your every move the
night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were
discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You
happy?
-- "The Springfield Files"
night you saw this alien.
Homer: Well, the evening began at the gentleman's club, where we were
discussing Wittgenstein over a game of backgammon.
Scully: Mr. Simpson, it's a felony to lie to the F.B.I.
Homer: We were sitting in Barney's car eating packets of mustard. You
happy?
-- "The Springfield Files"
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[looking down] There he is! [the turtle walks... - Hibbert: Is the alien carbon-based, or silicone-based?
Homer: Uhhh... the second one. Zillifone. Next question... - Homer: The alien has a sweet, heavenly voice... like Urkel!
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we want to help. Homer: Mmm. I saw that report you... - Barney: Aw, Moe, we were saved by a sissy.
Moe: Yeah,
yeah, we'll never live it down. Oh, boy, it looks... - Marge: You took a new job in a strange town without discussing it with
your family?
Homer: Of course not. I wouldn't do that! [pause]...
