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• Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with fake IDs.
  -- Homer Simpson The Springfield File...
• Lisa: Wow, Dad! Bart: Homer, can I get you a beer?
  Lisa: No, <I> want to get him a beer. Homer: Kids, kids, kids!...
• Bart: Hey, Dad. What's the word with Planet Crackpot?
  Homer: Oh, I suppose _you're_ going to mock me, too!...
• Homer: Hmm... Bold, refreshing, and something I can't quite put my finger on.
  [at the Red Tick Beer brewery, dogs are swimming in the tank] Ma...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Marge: [thinking] Everywhere I look, someone is breaking the law.
  Dog, no leash. Man, littering. Horse, not wearing diaper....
• Homer: [on the phone with Bart] I'm bringing Michael Jackson home to stay with us for a few days.
  [aside] Isn't that cute, he's heard of you....
• Grampa: What's the matter, boy? Homer: Nothing. Grampa
  You haven't said poo all night and usually I have to wrestle the bucket [of `Shakespeare's Fried Chicken'] out of your greasy mitts....
• Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head? Homer: No, I can't.
  It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge...