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• Beer never expects you to sleep in the wet spot. -- Men vs. Bee
• For all you do ... this SCUD's for you ...
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• Beer won't drive you to drink.
• Now, son, you don't want to drink beer. That's for daddys, and kids with fake IDs.
  -- Homer Simpson The Springfield File...
• Bart: Hey, Dad, can I have a sip of your beer? Home
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• Never drink beer made by someone who keeps Clydesdale horses.
• Never program and drink beer at the same time. -- Woltman's Law