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• Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
  The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...
• Lisa: Mom, you fuss over us _way_ too much. Marge: Enjoy it now, because when you're a grownup you'll have to take care of yourself!
  Homer: [whining] Marge, there's a spider near my car keys....
• Marge: We've always tried to be good parents. Please!
  I'm begging you, one mother to another. You must have a family?...
• Marge: It's so quiet here without the kids. Homer: What I wouldn't give to hear Lisa play another one of her jazzy tunes.
  [talks into her saxophone to the tune of Beethoven's fifth] Saxama-phone!...
• Goodman: I'm very proud of you people. You've learned how to care for your children, you've learned how to maintain your homes, and you've all passed a drug test.
  Except for Marge -- Marge, you tested positive for Crack and PCP....
• Marge: Can you see them? Homer: I can see Lisa...but it might be a starfish!
  I gotta call them. [runs, dials a phone] Woma...
• Marge: [blissful] Mmm...this is so relaxing. Homey, this was a wonderful idea.
  Homer: [chuckles] Yeah. If that mafia guy weren't staring at us, I'd take off my towel....
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...