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• Marge: Homey, this is so sweet, but I can't possibly go now.
  The sink is full of dirty dishes, the trash needs to be taken out, the living room is a mess -- Home...
• Bart: Wow, Dad, you took a baptismal for me. How do you feel?
  Homer: Oh, Bartholomew, I feel like St. Augustine of Hippo after his conversion by Ambrose of Milan....
• Homer: Okay, okay, don't panic. To find Flanders, I just have to think like Flanders!
  Homer's Brain: I'm a big four-eyed lame-o and I wear the same stupid sweater everyday, and -- Home...
• Judge: I can see you sincerely want your children back, but you have a lot to learn about being parents.
  Before I can return your children, you'll have to complete a course called "Family Skills"....
• Marge: Here's your toast, Maggie! I melbafied it myself.
  [Lisa walks in] Oh, Lisa, honey, I tracked down those old newspapers for your history project....
• Ned: Until this, I never thought Homer and Marge were bad parents, but now I know you kids need a less hellbound family!
  Maude: Just sit back, and before you know it, you'll be part of the Flanders flock....
• Girls: Keepaway! Keepaway. Lisa: Hey, come on! Those are prescription shoes.
  I _need_ them. Girls: [chanting] You have cooties!...
• Marge: What are you doing with my children? Agent 2
  We're taking them where you can't get them! Marge...
• Marge: I can't believe I put my own pleasure ahead of my home and family.
  That is so like me. Homer: Oh, Marge, don't blame yourself....