Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.

Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years
ago.
Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh,
Ayatollah Zahedi...even as we speak, Ayatollah Razmada and his
cadre of fanatics are consolidating their power.
Marge: I don't care _who's_ consolidating their power.
[holds up something else] Well, we don't need _this_.
Homer: [sputters] Marge! That's the Rhinestone Nights Fashion Gun. I
need it to rhinestone up my old clothing.
[holds up a jacket]
Marge: [reading it] Who's "Disco Stu"?
Homer: Oh, er, I wanted to write "Disco Stud" but I ran out of space --
{not that Disco Stu didn't get his share of the action...}
-- Preparations for the rummage sale,
"Two Bad Neighbors"