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• Ayatollah Khomeini will one day be viewed as some kind of a saint.
• Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
  Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi....
• May you get a love letter from the Ayatollah Khomeini.
• Iran under the Ayatollah is an example of a country run by its Moral Majority.
• Life, to me, is like a quiet forest pool, one that needs a direct hit from a big rock half-buried in the ground.
  You pull and you pull, but you can't get the rock out of the ground....
• Every clarification breeds new questions. -- Murphy's Twelfth Law
• We kill you and you kill us and Allah is the greatest.
  -- Ayatollah Khomeini (quoted Int. Herald Trib. Jul 1, 1981)...
• Clerk: Now before we give you health insurance, I have to ask you a few questions.
  Homer: Questions! Questions! My whole scheme down the -- [realizes] I mean ask away....
• In order to dial out, it is necessary to broaden one's dimension.