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• Age is only a matter of years??
• Chester: That was a nice film I had once. Last time I try to impress a four-year-old.
  -- You were... the age Bart was... several years ago, "The Day the Violence Died...
• Years ago, I was musing with a biologist friend about the curse Jesus H.
  Christ! and asked idly, I wonder what the 'H' stands for?...
• Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years ago.
  Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi....
• Picking up the pieces of my sweet shattered dream, I wonder how the old folks are tonight, Her name was Ann, and I'll be damned if I recall her face, She left me not knowing what to do.
  Carefree Highway, let me slip away on you, Carefree Highway, you seen better days, The morning after blues, from my head down to my shoes, Carefree Highway, let me slip away, slip away, on you....
• 10 years old is a good age to get stuck at.
• Age ... is a matter of feeling, not of years. -- George William Curti
• The Bill of Rights is over two hundred years old--at that age, I probably won't work either.
• To me old age is fifteen years older than I am. -- Bernard M. Baruch