Ned: Now, folks, nothing spells "fun" like rhinestones on a dungaree
jacket! [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket]
Man: Stu! You should buy that!
Stu: Hey: Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
Homer: Uh, hey, Ned, let me help you with that.
[grabs mike] Hey, everybody! Who thinks Flanders should shut
up?
[everyone cheers; Ned looks worried]
So, anyone here from Evergreen Terrace?
[everyone cheers]
I think this is the best neighborhood in town! Anybody agree
with me?
[everyone cheers]
Carl: Yeah, you're the king, Homer!
Wiggum: King of the neighborhood!
Homer: [holding up T-shirt] Say, that Ayatollah thinks he's better
than America. Is he right?
["No! Boo!" etc., except one man says "Yes..."]
Well, for only $5, you could sock it to him in style!
Moe: Right here! [pays; gets shirt]
Homer: And, for the man who has everything, a tie rack motor!
Skinner: I'll take that.
-- Hidden emcee talent, "Two Bad Neighbors"
jacket! [holds up "Disco Stu" jacket]
Man: Stu! You should buy that!
Stu: Hey: Disco Stu doesn't advertise.
Homer: Uh, hey, Ned, let me help you with that.
[grabs mike] Hey, everybody! Who thinks Flanders should shut
up?
[everyone cheers; Ned looks worried]
So, anyone here from Evergreen Terrace?
[everyone cheers]
I think this is the best neighborhood in town! Anybody agree
with me?
[everyone cheers]
Carl: Yeah, you're the king, Homer!
Wiggum: King of the neighborhood!
Homer: [holding up T-shirt] Say, that Ayatollah thinks he's better
than America. Is he right?
["No! Boo!" etc., except one man says "Yes..."]
Well, for only $5, you could sock it to him in style!
Moe: Right here! [pays; gets shirt]
Homer: And, for the man who has everything, a tie rack motor!
Skinner: I'll take that.
-- Hidden emcee talent, "Two Bad Neighbors"
Related:
- Homer: [singing] Hey, big spender: dig this blender!
Rainbow suspenders -- hey, big spender! Everyone... - Marge: Can we get rid of this Ayatollah T-shirt? Khomeini died years
ago.
Homer: But, Marge! It works on _any_ Ayatollah: Ayatollah Nakhbadeh, Ayatollah Zahedi.... - Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish.
Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?... - Maude: OK, boys, time for bed. Say good night.
Rod+Todd
Good night, Daddy. Good night, Uncle Homer. Home... - Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me.... - Ned: Calm down, Neddly diddily diddily diddily, doodily.
They did their best shodaiddily iddily iddily diddily diddily.... - Flanders: Welcome, neighbors. Since the police can't seem to get off
their dufferoonies to do something about this burglarino
I think it's time we started our own neighborhood watch.... - Ned: Thanks, everyone! I'm all better now. No more storing up the
anger till I explode.
If any of you does something I don't like, yo-ou're gonna hear about it!... - Homer: Shut up! Shut up! Stop it! Stop it. I can't take this any
more.
I can't let that brave man out there die alone. I'm surprised and disgusted by all of you -- especially his children....
