Hey! Let's Do That 2,000-pound Man Thing. I'll Be That Carl Reiner Guy, And You Be What's-his-face.
Hey! Let's do that 2,000-pound man thing. I'll be that Carl Reiner guy,
and you be what's-his-face.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Homer: Oh, wow! I can't believe my very first passenger is comedy legend Mel Brooks!
I _love_ that movie "Young Frankenstein"... scared the hell out of me....
Brooks: [Yiddish voice] What's with the sir -- [normal voice] What's with the siren?
Wiggum: Evening, Simpson. You got a short and your taillight started blinking when you made that turn....
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
Homer: What a wonderful dinner. What a beautiful family!
Someone get a picture of me with my arm around this steak....
Time to fertilize the lawn. A couple of 500-pound bags should do it!
-- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
Moe: [sniffing a cigar] Ah, this place is going to smell classy all week.
Barney: To Homer, the Wall Street genius! [everyone claps as Homer bows] [Homer lights a cigar with a $...
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one of my livers.
I can get by with one. -- Homer Simpson Homer vs. Patty and Selma...
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....