Moe: Sure, Homer, I Can Loan You All The Money You Need.

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Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need. However,
since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your
legs in advance.
Homer: Gosh, Moe, I use these all the time. Couldn't you just bash my
head in?
Moe: Hey, hey: are you a loan shark? Do you understand how finance
works? [grabs a sledgehammer] Now let's do this thing.
-- Moe, the real Wall Street genius,
"Homer vs. Patty and Selma"