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• Broker: Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred time
  you've got to sell your pumpkin futures before Hallowe'en!...
• Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would really make money.
  Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked -- [falls asleep] [in his dream, a conference table of executives applaud] Ma...
• Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's license.
  Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty...
• Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
  However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
• Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
  I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
• Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
  I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
• Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
  Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
• Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
  Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission pending....
• Homer: D'oh! Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little tests.
  And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!...