All Right, Let's Not Panic. I'll Make The Money Back By Selling One Of My Livers.
All right, let's not panic. I'll make the money back by selling one
of my livers. I can get by with one.
-- Homer Simpson
Homer vs. Patty and Selma
Broker: Homer, you knuckle-beak, I told you a hundred time
you've got to sell your pumpkin futures before Hallowe'en!...
Homer: If only I could think of an invention...something that would really make money.
Must concentrate and work harder than I've ever worked -- [falls asleep] [in his dream, a conference table of executives applaud] Ma...
Patty: Well, well, well: look who needs us again to get his chauffeur's license.
Homer: Look, all I ask is that you be fair. Patty...
Moe: Sure, Homer, I can loan you all the money you need.
However, since you have no collateral, I'm going to have to break your legs in advance....
Marge: This has been such a nice peaceful dinner. It calls for a celebration.
I'm going to make the most international coffee in the house...
Homer: Oh, how am I going to tell Marge we're broke?
I need a miracle... [sees smoke leaking from under the front door] [gasps] My house is on fire....
Patty: Homer, um...I'm speechless. You just saved our hides.
Homer: Please, on top of everything else, don't make me picture your hides!...
Patty: Hmm...am I wrong, or did it just get fatter in here?
Homer: Request permission to slink by. Patty: Permission pending....
Homer: D'oh! Patty: One more wrong answer, and Homer flunks another of life's little tests.
And what's this? Selma: Ooh...someone didn't fill in a circle all the way!...