Marge: [Holding bottle] Maggie, can you say ba-ba? Can you say mama?
Bart: Can you say get bent?
Marge: Bart!
Bart: Mister Rogers says it all the time!
Marge: He does not.
Homer: Maggie, can you say daddy? Daddy?
Marge: Kitty. Kitty.
Lisa: Be-bop. Be-bop.
Bart: Shove it. Shove it.
Maggie: [burp]
Homer: Did you hear that? She said "burlap"!
-- Too much chicken for Liz, "Lisa's First Word"
Bart: Can you say get bent?
Marge: Bart!
Bart: Mister Rogers says it all the time!
Marge: He does not.
Homer: Maggie, can you say daddy? Daddy?
Marge: Kitty. Kitty.
Lisa: Be-bop. Be-bop.
Bart: Shove it. Shove it.
Maggie: [burp]
Homer: Did you hear that? She said "burlap"!
-- Too much chicken for Liz, "Lisa's First Word"
Related:
- Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness,
feel the slippery finish. Caresses it, experience it... - Bart: Homer, my hat goes off to you.
Homer: It's _cool_ in here,
boy. For the rest of the summer, we can live... - Lisa: Did you hear that, Maggie? Another baby in the house.
Bart: Oh, cool! We can race 'em! -- Marge might... - Lisa: I would like to say grace. Ahem.
Lord,
have mercy on my soul...and Mom's soul...and Dad's... - Bart: I wanna hold the baby. I wanna hold the baby.
Marge: I'm sorry, Bart, you're too little. Homer: Here... - Homer: Now that we're all alone, Marge, admit it: you like Lisa best!
Marge: No! Homer: Oh, so you're a Bart woman, are you... - Homer: Can you say Daddy?
Lisa: Homer.
Homer: No, sweetie.
Daddy. Lisa: [pause] Homer. Homer: D'oh! -- Like... - Bart: You wrecked everything. I'm leaving. Goodbye.
Lisa: Bart. Bart: [amazed] What did you say? Say it... - Bart: [sarcastically] Enjoy your bath?
Lisa: No,
not really. Bart: Oh, too bad. Well I've certainly...
From the same category:
- Homer: Ooh, I can't get enough of this blood pudding.
Bart: The secret ingredient is blood. Homer: Blood... - Oh, no! Aliens, bio-duplication, nude conspiracies.
Oh my God! Lyndon LaRouche was right! -- Homer, "Treehouse... - and my doctor said I wouldn't have so many nose-bleeds if I kept my
finger out of there.
Thank you Ralph, very graphic, "I Love... - Marge: Are you all right?
Bart: Better than all right.
I got stitches! [lifts the bandage] Homer+Lisa: Ewwwww... - Homer: Huh. Look at those phonies, sucking up to Bush.
[SLH barks and runs off after them] ...
