Lisa: You, sir, are a baboon!
Homer: [gasp] Me?
Lisa: Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!
Homer: I don't think you realize what you're saying...
Lisa: BABOON! [leaves in tears]
Bart: Whoa. Somebody was bound to say it someday, I just can't believe
it was her.
-- "Lisa's Substitute"
Homer: [gasp] Me?
Lisa: Yes, you! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon! Baboon!
Homer: I don't think you realize what you're saying...
Lisa: BABOON! [leaves in tears]
Bart: Whoa. Somebody was bound to say it someday, I just can't believe
it was her.
-- "Lisa's Substitute"
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- Did you hear that, Marge? She called me a baboon! The stupidest,
ugliest, smelliest ape of them all! -- Homer Simpson... - You are a fornicating baboon.
...Que?
--
Edmund and Spaniard :... - SMILEY
:= |... - SMILEY
:=8)... - Say your prayers, you heathen baboon!"
-- Reverend Lovejoy,
"In Marge We... - Krusty: [entertaining the family by riding a unicycle while balancing
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Bart:
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Homer:
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to pass me the syrup?
Marge: [Wearily] Dear, please pass your father the...
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Ms.K:
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Mr.G.: You're an inspiration to all of us in waste management,
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say "Abibu gazini".
Marge: What? Smithers: "Welcome aboard". I guess...
