Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid ... Donna Dixon.
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
-- Homer Simpson
Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire
Related:
- Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him?
Homer: But he's a loser!
He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face]... - Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking?
Homer: What's your name,
Bart ... ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart... - It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
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Homer Simpson Simpson's Roasting on an Open... - Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low."
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Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire"... - Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer.
Homer:
It is? Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And... - Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man?
Homer: [as Santa] What's your name,
Bart...ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson... - And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
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Bart about the greyhound, Santa's Little Helper, Homer... - You must really love us to sink so low.
-- Bart admires Homer's working as a department store
Santa,
"Simpsons Roasting on an Open... - Chipmunks roasting on an
open fire...
From the same category:
- I bet Einstein turned himself all sorts of colors before he invented the
lightbulb.
Homer Simpson Bart the... - The reason I look unhappy is that tonight I have to see a slide show
starring my wife's sisters -
or as I call them, `the gruesome twosome.' ... - Lisa: Remember, Dad. The handle of the Big Dipper points to the
North Star.
Homer: That's nice, Lisa, but we're not in astronomy... - I can't live the button-down life like you. I want it all!
The terrifying lows, the dizzying highs, the creamy... - Marge, you're my wife and I love you very much. But you're living in a
world of makebelieve.
With flowers and bells and leprechauns. And magic...
