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• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
  ..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
  He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...
• Homer: Hi, Marge. Hi, Santa's Little Helper. Hi, kids.
  HEY! That's not Santa's Little Helper! Marge...
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Manager: Do you like children? Homer: What do you mean?
  All the time? Even when they're nuts??...
• He unholied the holy water!
  -- Agnes describes what Santa's Little Helper did at church to Bart, "The Canine Mutiny...
• Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
  Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....