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• Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
  ..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• You must really love us to sink so low.
• Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it.
  Lisa: [touches Bart's injured arm] Bart: Ow! Quit it....
• Marge: A tattoo? Homer: A what? Bart: Yeah, they're cool, and they last for the rest of your lives.
  Marge: You will <not> be getting a tattoo for Christmas....
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Bart: [sleepy] Hello? Bruno: Right! I'm calling all the way from Squatter's Crog, Australia and I want to speak to, er, Dr.
  Bart Simpson right now. Bart: Uh...[plugs nose] hold, please....
• It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
  -- Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Bart: Oh, Dad, can we keep him? Homer: But he's a loser!
  He's pathetic! He's... SLH: [licks Homer's face] Home...