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• Bob's nuts roasting on an open fire... OUCH!
• It says it's for dogs, but she can't read.
  -- Homer Simpson Simpson's Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Dasher, Dancer ... Prancer ... Nixon, Comet, Cupid .
  .. Donna Dixon. -- Homer Simpson Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• It doesn't seem possible, but I guess TV has betrayed me.
  -- Bart, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Chipmunks roasting on an open fire Jack Frost ripping up your nose Yuletide carolers being thrown in the fire And folks dressed up like buffaloes Everybody knows a turkey slaughtered in the snow Helps to make the season right Tiny tots with their eyes all gouged out Will find it hard to see tonight They know that Santa's on his way He's loaded lots of guns and bullets on his sleigh And every mother's child is sure to spy To see if reindeer really scream when they die And so I'm offering this simple phrase To kids from one to ninety two Although it's been said many time
  many ways Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Merry Christmas, Fuck you!!...
• Marge: This is the best gift of all, Homer. Home
  It is? Marge: Yes, something to share our love. And frighten prowlers....
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
  And Bart... Well, we love Bart....