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• Gee, Dad. You must really love us to sink *THIS* low.
  -- Bart to Homer in "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire", from The Simpso...
• Bart: Hey Santa, what's shakin', man? Homer: [as Santa] What's your name, Bart.
  ..ner? Uh, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson, who the hell are you?...
• Manager: Do you like children? Homer: What do you mean?
  All the time? Even when they're nuts??...
• Bart: Hey, Santa, what's shaking? Homer: What's your name, Bart .
  .. ner? -- er, little partner? Bart: I'm Bart Simpson....
• And if he runs away, he won't be hard to catch.
• Barney: I got me a part-time job working as a Santa down at the mall.
  Homer: Wow. Can <I> do that? Barney: I dunno....
• Marge: [writing] The magic of the season has touched us all.
  Homer: Marge, haven't you finished that stupid letter yet?...
• Oh, Bart, that's so sweet. It's the best present a mother could get, and it makes you look so dangerous.
  -- Marge in Bart's dream of getting a tattoo, "Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire...
• Maggie is walking by herself. Lisa got straight A's.
  And Bart... Well, we love Bart....