Homer: Lousy bragging know-it-all showoff...
Marge: What exactly did he say?
Homer: Get this. He said, uh, he said...
Well, it wasn't so much what he said; it was how he said it.
Marge: Well, how did he say it?
Homer: Well, he...
Marge: Was he angry?
Homer: No.
Marge: Was he rude?
Homer: Okay, okay, it wasn't how he said it, either.
-- It's the thought that counts, "Dead Putting Society"
Marge: What exactly did he say?
Homer: Get this. He said, uh, he said...
Well, it wasn't so much what he said; it was how he said it.
Marge: Well, how did he say it?
Homer: Well, he...
Marge: Was he angry?
Homer: No.
Marge: Was he rude?
Homer: Okay, okay, it wasn't how he said it, either.
-- It's the thought that counts, "Dead Putting Society"
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Homer: [conceding] All right.
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Homer's brain: Little do they know I'm ducking out early to take the
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