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• Hey Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't win.
  -- Homer, "Dead Putting Society...
• Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society
• Flanders: Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what the hey, you know .
  .. kinda reminds me of my good ole fraternity days....
• Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
  Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
• Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of what has already been a stirring afternoon of miniature golf.
  The cream has risen. The wheat has bid farewell to the chaff....
• Oh yeah? Well I think the fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day of the week!
  C'mon boy! -- Homer tells off Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
• Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
  He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
• Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
  They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'....
• Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
  Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....