Homer: Hey, Flanders, It's No Use Praying. I Already Did The Same Thing, And We Can't Both Win.
Homer: Hey, Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing,
and we can't both win.
Actually, Simpson, we were praying that no one gets hurt.
Dead Putting Society
Hey Flanders, it's no use praying. I already did the same thing, and we can't
-- Homer, "Dead Putting Society...
Simpson, you're starting to annoy me. -- Ned Flanders, "Dead Putting Society
Flanders: Y'know, Simpson, I feel kinda silly, but, uh, you know, what the hey, you know .
.. kinda reminds me of my good ole fraternity days....
Homer: Hey, Marge. You wanna hear something funny?
Flanders thinks I swear too much! Hee-hee!...
Hello everybody, and welcome to the finale of what has already been a stirring afternoon of miniature golf.
The cream has risen. The wheat has bid farewell to the chaff....
Oh yeah? Well I think the fruit of my loins can beat the fruit of your loins any day of the week!
C'mon boy! -- Homer tells off Flanders, "Dead Putting Society...
Homer: How dare you talk about Ned Flanders like that.
He's a wonderful, kind, caring man -- maybe even more so than me....
Stupid Flanders. Go ahead, Marge. Have a ball. What if they came back and I was dead from not eating.
They'd cry their eyes out. [mock crying] "We should have never gone to the Flanders'....
Ned: I can't do it, Maude. I can't face their accusing eyes!
Maude: Oh, don't worry, Ned. This is a house of love and forgiveness....