Marge, Look At Me! We've Been Separated For A Day, And I'm As Dirty As A Frenchman.

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Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford
to lose your trust again.

-- Homer Simpson
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