Marge, Look At Me! We've Been Separated For A Day, And I'm As Dirty As A Frenchman.
Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty
as a Frenchman. In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford
to lose your trust again.
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Marge: Homer, what happened to you? Homer: Marge, I figured out what I can give you that no one else ca
a bouquet of po -- [sees Moe's bouquet] oh, I give up....
Homer: Wait a minute...even Lenny is teaching a class!
Look at the way they admire and adore him....
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
Homer: Welcome to the Simpson residence or "casa de Simpson," as I call it.
Grimes: Yeah, what did you want to see me about, Simpson?...
Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door] Homer! Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?...
Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown! -- Homer Simpson Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Homer: Come on, Marge, let me in! There's crickets out here.
[Marge opens the door, glares] OK, Marge....
Homer: So anywho, last night we're playing poker, right?
As usual, I'm winning and not realizing it, and Lenny says that I'm, er -- [laughs] -- get this -- [laughs] -- a little slow!...
Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
.. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....