Moe: Clean house, no silverfish. Coulda been very happy here.
[knock at door]
Homer!
Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?
Moe: I, er, well, I -- I never touched her, Homer. Homer, I swear I
never touched her!
Marge: [entering] Here's your water, Moe.
Moe: I didn't ask her for no water! She's lying, Homer, she's lying.
I -- she told me you were dead, that's the only reason I -- I
didn't do nothing! [runs out through kitchen window]
Homer: Bye Moe...
-- Moe loses his cool,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
[knock at door]
Homer!
Homer: Moe! What are you doing here?
Moe: I, er, well, I -- I never touched her, Homer. Homer, I swear I
never touched her!
Marge: [entering] Here's your water, Moe.
Moe: I didn't ask her for no water! She's lying, Homer, she's lying.
I -- she told me you were dead, that's the only reason I -- I
didn't do nothing! [runs out through kitchen window]
Homer: Bye Moe...
-- Moe loses his cool,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
Related:
- Homer: [mumbling] Moe... Moe... Moe...
Marge: Bart,
are you going to mow the lawn today? Bart: Okay, but... - Homer: Where's that waitress of yours?
Moe: Oh, she left to pursue a movie career.
Frankly, I think she was better off here. ... - Homer: [seeing everyone leaving] Oh, I told Marge this wouldn't work
the other night in bed!
[everyone hears "bed", turns around, interested] ... - Marge: All you have to do [to remember romance] is think about your most
cherished memories.
Bart: Hmm... [flashback to 7G01] Moe: [on... - Marge answers the door]
Moe: Oh, h -- hi, Marge. I heard you and Homer broke up so I'm
declaring my intentions to move in on his territory.
Here, I, uh...brung you some posies. Marge:... - Homer: [yawns] Oh, it's great to be indoors with my family.
Lisa: I'm really glad you're back, Dad. I knew you... - Bart: I'm outta here!
Lisa: Me too. [they both leave]
Homer:
Well, now that the little ones have toddled off to... - Moe: Hello.
Homer: Moe, what are you doing here?
Moe:
What? What, a bartender can't come by and say hi to... - Lenny: You want another card or not?
Homer: Huh? Oh,
OK. I'll take three. [Moe deals them] D'oh! D'oh...
From the same category:
- Come to think of it, the guy that sold me this thing did say the wishes
would bring grave misfortune.
I thought he was just being colorful. -- Homer, `The... - Homer: I've gone back to the time when dinosaurs weren't just confined
to zoos!
"Treehouse of Horror... - Bart: [in admiration] This play has everything!
Homer:
Oh, I love legitimate theater. -- They're butchering... - Editor: Thanks to modern editing techniques, we can use existing
footage to complete the film without Milhouse!
[shot of assistant and director staring blankly] ... - Conover: Oh, my. Hello, I'm Evan Conover with the US State Department.
[hands Marge his card] Marge: [reading] "Undersecretary...
