Forget It, Marge, It's Chinatown! -- Homer Simpson Secrets Of A Successful Marriage
Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!
-- Homer Simpson
Secrets of a Successful Marriage
Marge, look at me! We've been separated for a day, and I'm as dirty as a Frenchman.
In another few hours, I'll be dead. I can't afford to lose your trust again....
Marge: Homer, I really don't like you telling personal secrets in your class.
Homer: Marge, I didn't tell 'em personal stuff. Marge...
Well let's call them, uh, Mr. X and Mrs. Y. So anyway, Mr.
X would say, `Marge, if this doesn't get your motor running, my name isn't Homer J....
Marge: I must admit, you really do make a gal feel needed.
Homer: Wait till my class hears about this! [quickly] Kidding....
Homer: I _do_ have a story about two other young marrieds.
.. [everyone turns back and sits down] Now, the wife of this couple has an interesting quirk in the bedroom....
You don't know what it's like -- I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line.
And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order!...
You want the truth? You want the truth? You can't handle the truth!
'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that used to be your best friend's face, you'll know what to do!...
Marge: Oh, Homer, don't you have to get to class? Home
Not tonight, Marge. Tonight, we can eat a nice leisurely dinner at home....
Homer: Oh, good. Reverend Lovejoy will make Marge take me back!
He _has_ to push the sanctity of marriage, or his God will punish him!...