Homer: So Anywho, Last Night We're Playing Poker, Right?

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Homer: So anywho, last night we're playing poker, right? As usual, I'm
winning and not realizing it, and Lenny says that I'm, er --
[laughs] -- get this -- [laughs] -- a little slow! [laughs a
lot] [stops] How come you're not laughing? Do you think I'm
Bart: Buh. [looks away]
Lisa: Sla. [looks away]
[Maggie sucks her pacifier]
Marge: {Uh, we don't think you're slow. On the other hand, it's not
like you go to museums or read books or anything.}
Homer: {You think I don't want to? It's those TV networks, Marge: they
won't let me. One quality show after another, each one fresher
and more brilliant than the last. If they only stumbled once,
just gave us thirty minutes to ourselves, [puts head on table,
pounds fist] but they won't! They won't let me live! [sobs]}
-- Six hours of TV a day,
"Secrets of a Successful Marriage"