Grampa: [Whiny] Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Grampa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Grampa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Grampa: Where are we going?
Lisa: [Derisively] We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. It's an
amusement park for babies.
Grampa: Ooooh. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack.
Homer: That's the plan!
Marge: I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for
once. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for
everyone, from eight [points at Lisa] to ...God only knows.
[points at Grampa.]
-- X, where X is greater than sixty,
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
Homer: No.
Grampa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Grampa: Are we there yet?
Homer: No.
Grampa: Where are we going?
Lisa: [Derisively] We're going to Storytown Village, Grampa. It's an
amusement park for babies.
Grampa: Ooooh. Just leave me in the car with the window open a crack.
Homer: That's the plan!
Marge: I think it's nice we're doing something Maggie will enjoy for
once. Besides, I'm sure Storytown Village is also fun for
everyone, from eight [points at Lisa] to ...God only knows.
[points at Grampa.]
-- X, where X is greater than sixty,
"Lisa the Vegetarian"
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