Lisa: "Mom, I'm scared."
Marge: "We all are, dear, but your father says everything is all right."
-- "Call of the Simpsons", from The Simpsons
Marge: "We all are, dear, but your father says everything is all right."
-- "Call of the Simpsons", from The Simpsons
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- Lisa: Mom, I'm scared.
Marge: Don't worry. We all are.
-- Safety in numbers, "Call of the Simpso... - Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've
neglected something more importa
it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom.... - Aunt Patty: "Nothing dear, I'm just trashing your father.
Lisa: "Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have therefore he is my model of manhood and my estimation of him will govern my prospects of my adult relationships.... - Lisa: What, Aunt Patty?
Patty: Oh, nothing, dear. I'm just trashing your father.
Lisa: Well, I wish you wouldn't because, aside from the fact that he has the same frailties as all human beings, he's the only father I have.... - Lisa: Hi, Mom.
Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie".... - Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!... - Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a
scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us.... - Marge: Does anyone else have a love story?
Lisa: Yes, I do.
And just like your love stories, it's tragic and filled with hurt feelings and scars that will never heal.... - Marge: [bright] Well, as Jerry Lee Lewis would say, "There's a whole
lotta frownin' going on".
[laughs, then says "Mmm..."] Lisa: Mom, doesn't _any_ love story have a happy ending?...

