Lisa: Dad, remember how you said going to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Look at
this bible I just got -- fifteen bucks! And talk about a
preachy book...everybody's a sinner! [points to a verse]
Except for this guy.
Bart: But now Itchy and Scratchy Land is cutting ticket prices in
half! Can we go, Dad? Can we, can we, can we? Take it,
Lis.
Lisa: Can we?
Homer: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ask your mother.
Bart+Lisa: Yay! [run off]
-- Homer's new religious bent, "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
would be too damned expensive?
Homer: Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. Look at
this bible I just got -- fifteen bucks! And talk about a
preachy book...everybody's a sinner! [points to a verse]
Except for this guy.
Bart: But now Itchy and Scratchy Land is cutting ticket prices in
half! Can we go, Dad? Can we, can we, can we? Take it,
Lis.
Lisa: Can we?
Homer: No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. Ask your mother.
Bart+Lisa: Yay! [run off]
-- Homer's new religious bent, "Itchy and Scratchy Land"
Related:
- Oh, everything's too damned expensive these days. This bible cost 15
bucks!
And talk about a preachy book! Everybody's a sinner! Except this guy. -- Homer Simpso... - Lisa enters the parents' bedroom with Bart in tow]
Lisa
Mom, Dad! Bart's dead! [Homer and Marge wake up, gasp] Ba... - Homer: One adult and four children.
Woman: Would you like to buy some Itchy and Scratchy Money?
Homer: What's that? Woman: Well it's money that's made just for the park.... - Bart: Hey Dad, can you move your head?
Homer: No, I can't.
It's broken... -- Is it in a cast? "Itchy and Scratchy and Marge... - Bart: [to waiter] I'll have a Brain Burger with extra pus, please.
Marge: Bart! Homer: Eyeball stew. Marge: Homer!... - We got beets! -- Lisa, "Itchy and Scratchy: The Movie
- Hee, hee! I can be a jerk and no one can stop me! -- Homer Simpson Itchy & Scratchy Land
- Marge: Bart, Lisa, it's 11:00 at night. Where do you think you're
going?
Bart: Downtown. Lisa: We gotta get seats for the Itchy & Scratchy parade.... - Bart: Who would have thought that our visit to Itchy and Scratchy Land
would turn out to be our best vacation ever?
Lisa: Yeah, best ever! Marge: Are you two bonkers?...

