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  -- "Call of the Simpsons", from The Simpso...
• Marge: All right, all right, but if you win, don't make a scene and dance around with your "woo-hoo"s, please!
  We can't afford a single slipup. They're judging us....
• Lisa: Hi, Mom. Marge: Lisa! Hello. How are you doing in England?
  Remember, an elevator is called a "lift", a mile is called a "kilometer", and botulism is called "steak and kidney pie"....
• Lisa: So Mom, what are you going to do with your day off?
  Marge: I just want to relax and forget that I'm part of that thin blue line which stands between civilization and chaos....
• Marge: Children, your father and I have fed and clothed you but we've neglected something more importa
  it's time to learn about love. Bart: No need, Mom....
• Marge: Oh Homer... What are we going to do? Homer: Now, don't worry.
  Our situation isn't as bad as it seems. And you're forgetting---I'm an experienced woodsman!...
• Jacques: First, you must get to know your lane. Feel the slickness, feel the slippery finish.
  Caresses it, experience it. Quite smooth, isn't it?...
• Bart: He's great at pointing out everyone's foibles.
  Larry: Hey, how're ya doing. Ooh! Look at your hair!...
• Marge: Lisa! Get away from that jazz man! Lisa: But Mom!
  Can I stay a little longer? Can I Mom, can I? Marge...