I Had Some Eyeglasses. I Was Walking Down The Street When Suddenly The Prescription Ran Out.
I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when
suddenly the prescription ran out.
-- Stephen Wright
I was walking down the street and all of a sudden the prescription for my eye-glasses ran out.
-- Steven Wrigh...
I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...
The other day, I was walking my dog around my building.
.. on the ledge. Some people are afraid of heights....
I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
When I was a child... We had a quick-sand box in the backyard.
.. I was an only child... eventually. -- Stephen Wrigh...
I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
.. so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Stephen Wrigh...
When I was crossing the border into Canada, they asked if I had any firearms with me.
I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Stephen Wrigh...
I bought some used paint. It was in the shape of a house. -- Stephen Wrigh