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  I said, `Well, what do you need?'" -- Steven Wrigh...
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  I said, "Well, what do you need?" -- Steven Wrigh...
• When I woke up this morning, my girlfriend asked if I had slept well.
  I said, "No, I made a few mistakes." -- Steven Wrigh...
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  They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar." -- Stephen Wrigh...
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  It told me it was none of my business. -- Steven Wrigh...
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