I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading. So,
I got some flip-up contact lenses.
-- Stephen Wright
I got some flip-up contact lenses.
-- Stephen Wright
Related:
- I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven... - I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts.
I only need them to read,
so I got flip-ups. -- Steven... - I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats
on them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. ... - I was walking down the street and all of a sudden the prescription
for my eye-glasses ran out.
Steven... - I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. ... - I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.' So I ordered
French toast during the Renaissance.
Stephen... - I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on
them.
Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. ... - I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the
wall that didn't do anything.
so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that... - I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident.
I hit a bookmark. -- Steven...
From the same category:
- Freedom begins between the ears. --
Edward... - They that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary
safety deserve neither liberty nor safety."
-
Benjamin Franklin, Historical Review of Pennsylvania... - Morality is always the product of terror; its chains and
strait-waistcoats are fashioned by those who dare not trust others,
because they dare not trust themselves, to walk in... - Historical examination of the right to bear arms, from English
antecedents to the drafting of the Second Amendment,
bears proof that the right to bear arms has consistently... - Right now I'm having amnesia and deja-vu at the
same time.
I think I've forgotten this before. -- Stephen...
