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• I went to the eye doctor and found out I needed glasses for reading.
  So, I got some flip-up contact lenses. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I finally went to the eye doctor. I got contacts. I only need them to read, so I got flip-ups.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I was walking down the street and all of a sudden the prescription for my eye-glasses ran out.
  -- Steven Wrigh...
• I went to a restaurant that serves "breakfast at any time".
  So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I went to a place to eat. It said `BREAKFAST ANYTIME.
  ' So I ordered French toast during the Renaissance. -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I put contact lenses in my dog's eyes. They had little pictures of cats on them.
  Then I took one out and he ran around in circles. -- Steven Wrigh...
• I recently moved into a new apartment, and there was this switch on the wall that didn't do anything.
  .. so anytime I had nothing to do, I'd just flick that switch up and down....
• I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed-reading accident.
  I hit a bookmark. -- Steven Wrigh...