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• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
• I went to the hardware store and bought some used paint.
  It was in the shape of a house. I also bought some batteries, but they weren't included....
• I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took and to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know when to stop unwrapping.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road. I don't know how I got there. -- Steven Wrigh
• I used to work in a fire hydrant factory. You couldn't park anywhere near the place.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...
• I turned my air conditioner the other way around, and it got cold out.
  The weatherman said "I don't understand it. I was supposed to be 80 degrees today," and I said "Oops....
• I bought some powdered water, but I don't know what to add to it. -- Steven Wrigh
• I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed it.
  -- Stephen Wrigh...