- Sevareid's Law:
The chief cause of problems is solutions... - If at first you don't succeed,
try something else... - Kitman's Law:
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel... - Sattinger's Law:
It works better if you plug it in... - Osborn's Law: Variables won't;
constants aren't... - The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law):
An object will fall so as to do the most damage... - Interch....
angable devices won't... - In case of doubt,
make it sound convincing... - Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms,
the only way to recan them is to use a larger can... - Anthony's Law of Force: Don't force it,
get a larger hammer...
