- O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Laws
Murphy was an optimist... - Sevareid's Law
The chief cause of problems is solutions... - If at first you don't succeed
try something else... - Kitman's Law
Pure drivel tends to drive away ordinary drivel... - Sattinger's Law
It works better if you plug it in... - Osborn's Law: Variables won't
constants aren't... - The Law of Selective Gravity (The Buttered Side Down Law)
An object will fall so as to do the most damage... - Interch
angable devices won't... - In case of doubt
make it sound convincing... - Zymurgy's First Law of Evolving System Dynamics: Once you open a can of worms
the only way to recan them is to use a larger can...
