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Fortune Cookies
- Any given program, once running,
is obsolete...
- If a program is useful,
it will have to be changed...
- If a program is useless,
it will have to be documented...
- A Smith and Wesson beats
four aces...
- You can lead a horse to water,
but if you can get him to float on his back
you've...
- If at first you don't succeed,
transform your data set...
- How sharper than a serpent's tooth it is to have a
thankless hound...
- Then rested he by the tumtum tree, and stood awhile in thought.
And as in
uffish thought he stood...
- Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you think it should take,
multiply by 2, add 3, and change the unit of measure...
- Westheimer's Time Estimation Rule: Estimate the time you think it should take,
multiply by 2, and add 3, indpendent of the units of...
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