- Every Titanic has its iceberg.
- What's tennis without a racket?
- Insanity is hereditary, - You get it from your children.
- An honest politician is one who, when bought, stays bought.
- You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
- A closed mouth gathers no foot.
- A rolling stone gathers momentum.
- Gravity doesn't exist: the earth sucks.
- What's the most popular form of birth control? The headache.
- Clean mind, clean body: take your pick.
