- Every Titanic has its
iceberg... - What's tennis without a
racket... - Insanity is hereditary,
You get it from your children... - An honest politician is one who, when bought
stays bought... - You can tune a piano
but you can't tuna fish... - A closed mouth gathers
no foot... - A rolling stone gathers
momentum... - Gravity doesn't exist
the earth sucks... - What's the most popular form of birth control
The headache... - Clean mind, clean body
take your pick...
