- Incompetence knows no barriers of time or
place... - Parkinson's First Law:
Work expands to fill the time available for its completion... - Parkinson's Second Law:
Expenditures rise to meet income... - Shanahan's Law:
The length of a meeting rises with the square of the... - Zymurgy,s Seventh Exception to Murphy's Laws:
When it rains it pours... - Internal consistency is more highly valued than
efficiency... - Jenkinson's Law: -
It won't work... - The DREA Law: Under the most rigorously controlled conditions,
the experimental apparatus will do exactly as it pleases... - Skip's Lament: Given any problem containing N equations,
There will be n+1 unknowns... - Finagle's First Law: If an experiment works,
something has gone wrong...
