- Sometimes I sits and thinks,
and sometimes I just sits... - Oh frabjous day, calloo,
callay" he chortled in his joy... - Let him who takes the plunge remember to return it
by Tuesday... - To study a subject best,
understand it thoroughly before you start... - And so we plow along,
as the fly said to the ox... - Crittendon's 14th application of Murphy's First Law:
You cannot successfully determine beforehand which... - Ginsberg's Theorems: 1) You can't win. 2) You can't break even.
3) You can't even quit the game... - Weiler's Law:
Nothing is impossible for the man who doesn't have... - Chisolm's Third Law, Corollary 3:
Procedures designed to implement the purpose won't... - O'Toole's Commentary on Murphy's Laws:
Murphy was an optimist...
